We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
