I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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