I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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