I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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