Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
