Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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