So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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