This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Duck Duck Cougar?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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