You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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