Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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