i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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