rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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