did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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