Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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