I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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