The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I know her cup size but not her name....
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