I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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