How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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