i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
