school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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