i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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