the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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