his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
