New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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