let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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