i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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