She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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