I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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