WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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