god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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