the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just wanna be euthanized
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Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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