Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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