Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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