Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Farmville is her only friend.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So many bounce houses so little time
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
