And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
