perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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