if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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