I've blown a few things in my day
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Terrible idea I love it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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