I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My bed smells like the plague
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