Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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