Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I need moral support for this bender
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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