doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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