I'm gonna have a badass scar
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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