If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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