I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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