I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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