You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
