Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
