I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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