god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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