I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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