This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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