Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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